`There has been so much going on.. I don't know where to begin. Well, even though i graduated high school in 2006, i am now in 14 grade because nothing has changed its the same bullshit drama that consumes your lives when your 14 like a black hole is doing the same thing at almost 20 years old. So my roommate had a drunken hook up with a mutual friend of ours(what else is new) our friend is to put it nicely is a big flirt and by flirt i mean he flirts with anything with a vagina and tits(I hate that word but i feel it is most appropriate). Now when its the morning after, you know when the alcohol induced fog starts to clear, and the realization that a twin XL bed can not fit two people no matter how much you 'cuddle', and that 7 am walk of shame in last nights fuck me pumps across campus is fast approaching, you start to think what the fuck did i just do? See the problem is that some people can't do casualness as was demonstrated in the dunk bitch episode we had a few weeks ago. Fast forward to the next drunken night and Z-Money( his own nickname not mine) is trying to hook up with yours truly. He not just your average flirt he is the touch feelly kind, Which leaves drunken bitch watching as her soon to be husband puts his hand up his her roommates skirt and starts kissing on her neck, In my defense I am a reformed slut and am currently enrolled in a 12 step slut reeducation process.
So i stopped him before anymore more than a drunken kiss could occur( see the old me would have fucked him if i was so inclined but i decided against that one)( inner slut 0 outer angel 1) I am sure this is the many of such events but let me hope against hope that it was the last ;0
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