I am in a bitchy mood so please excuse my rant.
My roommate aka Minnie mouse ( if you heard her voice once you would know why) aka Dunk bitch aka chick who is driving me to have a nigger moment. I don't think that i am that difficult of a person to live with all be it I haven't has a roommate last longer than the semester, but those are stories for another time.
Why do you feel the need to set your alarm clock for 9am? I mean I would understand that if you were getting up to go to class or maybe even the gym(oh i made a funny) but you don't. You sleep. You lay there and push the snooze button every ten minutes for god knows how long until you finally turn it off. The kicker for me is you do this on the only 3 days a week i don't have to be up 8am. I mean am i being irrational by asking for you to set your alarm clock for a time when you will actually be conscious, say noon because when i come back from class at that time you are either still sleeping or have just have awakened. Good morning sunshine, i am glad someone could get some fucking sleep this morning.
Why are you so dirty? I realize that not everyone is as slightly OCD clean like me but there is a difference between being messy and being a dirty bitch, you on the other hand, have transgressed both of these and you are a dirty cuntnugget.( yup, cuntnugget feel free to use that one) See, when your dishes start to grow mold, idk... i think that is a sign to fucking wash them, not pushing them into the corner hoping that your new found ecosystem growing out of your bowl will some how wash itself. Newsflash, it won't and i sure as hell won't do it either, mommy is back in connticunt(yeah, i spelled it right) and is not a 5'9 sleep deprived, disgusted by your inherent nastiness angry black women.
Stop whining so fucking much. I apologize to my family members, who had to deal with me whining for first decade or so of my life, i am truly sorry and karma is a fucking bitch. It really is simple, you don't like your life change it. You think your fat go to the gym and put the fucking snickers down and go run on the treadmill for an hour I'll even hold a snickers bar in front of you if it helps with motivation.( I am going to hell for that one)Or at least stop complaining to me every time you walk past he mirror and realizes your belly is bigger than some of the linemen on our football team.
Stop complaining how much you hate all the guys that you have a fuck-me-and-leave-me session with. I am assuming you didn't get the memo on the art of the one night stand by la tortura. if you want more from a boy its probably not a good idea to give the goodies up within 3 hrs of meeting him. How can you expect someone to give you the respect that you don't give yourself( but then again who i am I to talk.)You have a mouth for doing other things than sucking cock,use it.( that was mean, i am going to confession after this one)So open and demand something more than for me to pass (insert any food that taste so good but is oh so bad for you especially if the only 'exercise' you have today is going from your bed to you computer to facebook stalk the latest fuckhead( insert any of the numerous idiotic things that boys,do)as you seem to run into a lot of these fuckhead, I wonder why?
I feel better now and i will say an extra Hail Mary tonight for all of the above bitchy comments made in the writing of this post.
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