God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time
- Robin Williams
Calling the girl you would like to fuck tonight a bitch is not the way to get her vagina.
Come to my door after i tell i don't wanna see you or have sex is also not one of the top ten ways to get into my vagina.
We should not be fighting like we are boyfriend and girlfriend. That means no arguing over missed phone calls, why we don't we hang out or who was that boy you were at with at lunch? Save it for someone who care or your girlfriend both of which i am neither
my vagina only has one master and i am it.
So consider yourself excommunicated from this vagina
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