The Fuck Buddy Contract

My friend sent me this, so i thouht i share ;)

....Booty Call Agreement

1) No calls before 9:00 PM. We don't have shit to talk about
2) None of that "love-making" shit. Only SEX allowed
3) No "baby" or "honey" talks. However, dirty talk is encouraged
4) No emotional discussions. (I.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
5) No calling each other "friends with privileges" or "friends with benefits". We are not friends, just sex buddies.
6) Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, I don't care.
7) Don't ask me whose dick this is cause it's a self explanatory question. It's attached to its rightful owner
8) Doggie style is the preferred position. The less the eye contact, the better.
9) No phone use, please. I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
10) No falling asleep right after sex! It's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home

Enjoy ur Night!